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Open Gameday Thread--Houston v. Atlanta

Despite his best attempts to convince us that today is just another game, the contest that The Schaub has had circled on his calendar since the schedule came out is now upon us.  What will he do in his return to the Georgia Dome?  Burn it down and then salt the earth upon which it stood?  Or simply burn it down?  Decisions, decisions.

Leave your pregame, in-game, and postgame observations, hopes, and letters to Santa in the Comments below.

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Schaub
Remember the scene in Gone With The Wind, when Scarlett watches the house burn after Sherman came through.  That'll seem tame compared to what Arthur Blank will witness today.

Um, not that I've ever watched Gone With The Wind.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 10:39 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Frankly Arthur I Don't Give a Damn
Hope you are right.

But I think this thing is going to be too damn close for me to enjoy.

As for injuries, for the Falcon fans, this is almost the perfect storm.

by TexasOutlaw on Sep 30, 2007 10:56 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In this analogy...
Does that make Schaub Scipio and Kubes Cato the Elder?  Or would that be McNair?

Atlantanem esse delendam!

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 11:02 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice.
Am I the only who giggles when they mention that Dayne won the Heisman?

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They made fun of Carrs
white gloves on the pre game...and Fox says R Bush is a bust....
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 30, 2007 12:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Falcons short field
Early special teams mistakes.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 12:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Danny Clark is a badass
period.
We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Sep 30, 2007 12:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That hit...
made ME sore.  Wow.  Gotta love The Assassin.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone just see The Schaub?
He was congratulating the Defense on making the stop, and not fixing his hair before the next Offensive series.  Wierd.
We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Sep 30, 2007 12:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of Sandy Vag
He's under center for the Panthers today.  Terry Bradshaw really likes him.  Terry Bradshaw also can't string 4 words together without sounding like a moron.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's why...
his hair will never be as good as Davie's

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baseball
Mets already down 4-0 in the first inning.  Also Biggio plays his last game ever today.  Kind of sad.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 12:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ronnie
smells pie!

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 12:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Get that man a respirator now.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pigs are flying, Hell is frozen over
and Ron Dayne just ran for 25 yards.
We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Sep 30, 2007 12:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy Shit
That was an awesome catch by Apostrophe
We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Sep 30, 2007 12:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It sounded great on the radio
Thanks regional coverage!  Jets-Bills on TV... no one wins.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I started Andre
in my fantasy league today!
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 30, 2007 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeebus!!!
That was even more amazing on replay!  One handed, reaching around the interfering defender.  Boo yah!

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 12:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Effing Amazing
Catch by Apostrophe.  I am an idiot for not picking him up in my fantasy league this week.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 12:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Browns 14 - Ravens 0
In other news... what the fuck?
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 12:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Jamal Lewis
He must blame Brian Billick for his incarceration.  He's going to have a huge game today.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe...
that I may have already explained this.
We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Sep 30, 2007 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Petey
Gives up the big play AND holds!

by Triple347 on Sep 30, 2007 12:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He's So Bad
And everyone knows it.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Petey!
Guess I better go grab my torch and pitchfork.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 12:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DeMeco
Does not take kindly to people running near him.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 12:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Our secondary
is total dogshit.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 12:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The line
isn't lookin all that good right now either
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 30, 2007 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pardon me...
I have a jug of Drano calling my name.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mets in total meltdown
5 - 0.... still the first.  Already pulled glavine.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 12:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

TD--Joseph Harrington
Nice catch by Jenkins in the back of the endzone.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 12:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OK,

I'm a little late.  What'd I miss?
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 30, 2007 12:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Recap
Held them to a FG on first drive.  Beautiful TD catch by Apostrophe.  Rare double penalty on Petey, who still managed to give up the big reception.  Then TD pass by Harrington.

10-7, ATL.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Petey Faggins sucks
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Petey
I wish him nothing better than a painful death.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But he tries so hard!
And Dunta likes him!
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tiger Woods
made a 3 pointer
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 30, 2007 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He...
...holed out from beyond the arc?  Awesome!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 30, 2007 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's time...
to hitch our wagon to the Dayne Trayne.

God.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 12:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dayne
must be shrinking, Don Criqui just called him a "former giant".
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 30, 2007 12:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

somebody
talked him out of it.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 30, 2007 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Defense
What's going on guys?  Step it up.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 12:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Radio guys are perplexed.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that
was a stupid call
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 30, 2007 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ridiculous Call
But Tr. Johnson isn't going to get the superstar treatment from the refs.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sack
by Akoye again!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 30, 2007 12:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

AMOBI
You bust, you!

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 12:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Amobi is a total bust
Why the fuck did we draft this kid?  He only has 4 sacks on the season.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 12:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good point
Our quarterbacks are looking way lets metro these days.  Need to ramp up the latent gayness.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what
are faking a reverse for?
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 30, 2007 12:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Strategy
If the Falcons fall down laughing, it'll be easier to score.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh....
true that.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 30, 2007 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Leach
Knee is down

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 12:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Vonta Leach
Has been hanging out with Jameel Cook too much.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 12:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FAGGINS
Needs to fucking die.

Of course, he "hasn't let anyone in the endzone today," so someone will talk about how solid he is.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 12:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This is the FBI
We'd take you to jail for this threat, if we didn't agree with you....they don't call it the pokey for nothin
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 30, 2007 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Petey Faggins sucks
So very very much.  So incredibly much.  So much that it's borderline criminal.  He is terrible.  So awful.  So very bad.  God damnit he fucking blows.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 12:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

70%
of the TexansTalk board disagrees with us.

Also, I am about to throw something.  Fuckity fuck fuck.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

all of a sudden
we can't tackle!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 30, 2007 12:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yes
other than Demeco.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 30, 2007 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DEMECO RYANS SAYS NO
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 12:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Leach
needs to be cut.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 30, 2007 12:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not going to blame the injuries
but it would be nice to have one or two of the guys back.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 12:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Terrible
Joey Harrington is picking us apart.  Yes, Joey Harrington.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 12:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Schaub just wanted a challenge.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 1:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Crapshoot
I like going for it here, but I don't have a lot of faith in the upcoming playcall.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've always maintained...
That if your team can't get 1 yard, you don't deserve to win.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCK WAS THAT?!?
Here's an idea--REMOVE LEACH FROM YOUR FIRST THREE OPTIONS

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 1:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This game needs more Jameel Cook!
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Petey.
Unreal.

Anyone who stands up for him this week is cordially invited to suck last night's dinner from my ass.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 1:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Correct
From Taming of the Shrew

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

GOD DAMNIT PETEY FUCKING FAGGINS
He needs to be yanked right now.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 1:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

unfortunately
I have Houston's defense this week in fantasy....with all the offensive injuries they're going to step it up ....right...right....where's my razor blades..
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 30, 2007 1:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Petey
Could not possibly be any worse.  It is scientifically impossible.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 1:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed
I just explained to my son that Petey was "a piece of shit" and "the worst player in the whole damned universe."

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunta on Rody White
What a novel fucking concept.  Genius really.  Someone give the coaching staff a Nobel Prize.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 1:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dunta down
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fuckfuckfuck
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks Bad
He was wincing when the trainers were grabbing his wrist.  This is not good.

Petey and...Fletcher?  Get ready for Harrington to throw for 500 yards in the second half.

Nevertheless--HUGE stop by the D to hold the Falcons to 3 points there.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to throw up
if Dunta has to leave the game
We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Sep 30, 2007 1:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That TO rule is bullshit
On an extra point.  What the fuck?
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm an idiot
And hungover.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the Fuck?
I just registered for an account to say...what the fuck?!?

If Dayne is neither a speed or power back, what is it that he supposed to exactly do?

by JBNJ on Sep 30, 2007 1:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In madden...
He has "trucking" ability!  It never works when I try it.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh...
is Kubiak trying to keep his gameplan a secret until the second half?

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 1:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Benefit of the doubt
We get the ball to start the second half.  Just get some points.

Radio guys just said Dunta went into the locker room early to get the hand looked at further.  And they keep calling him Dante.  Which is driving me nuts.

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Points, sure.
I just don't understand the draw play with no timeouts.

They call him "Dante" so much that I assume that's how he pronounces it.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunta=Dante
It is supposed to be pronounced like that.  Makes no sense though, so I insist on pronouncing it like it's spelled.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You say tomato
I heard him say his name...and it sure sounded like Dante...Bo Jacksons name was Bob...he just didn't know how to spell it.
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 30, 2007 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ATL 20, HOU 10
At half.  Not good, but we get the ball back to start the second half.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 1:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd feel better
if the Falcons hadn't built their gameplan around throwing at Petey.  I'd also feel better if Amobi just snapped and beat Petey to death at half-time.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Plan
I saw Kubiak's card in HD. I think it said throw a pass somwhere late in the 3rd.

by JBNJ on Sep 30, 2007 1:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice
I'll take the three points there though.  That said, if Dunta is out...we are in trouble.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anal
Hate mistyping, meant sometime. I stink.

by JBNJ on Sep 30, 2007 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder
if Algae Crumpler has ever actually crumpled any algae?
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 30, 2007 1:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Which begs the follow-up question
What would crunching algae be?  How would one go about it?
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugly
The bills-jets game is already 5 minutes into the 3rd quarter.  Still 0-0.  My TV actually started crying.  Tears are streaming down the side of the screen.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 1:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

go to the beach
find some washed up algae and crumple it in your hand.  Am I typing French, LOL.

(is the acronym LOL on BRB redundant?)

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 30, 2007 1:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thought
Since Petey doesn't actually need both of his hands, how about using one of his and surgically attach it to Dunta, if necessary.

by JBNJ on Sep 30, 2007 1:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep
You're gonna fit in just fine around here.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

As long as we are doing surgery...
let's see if we can pull Petey's head out of his ass.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Experimental Surgery
I fully support this.  But you just know that Petey's hand would repel itself away from the ball and only engage the WR enough to warrant a penalty.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Daniels
Schaub should be throwing frozen ropes to him all day long.  I don't understand why we didn't hear his name more in the first half.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 1:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hooray
A pass. I think I saw a pass longer than 3 yards.

by JBNJ on Sep 30, 2007 1:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FG--Texans
Ain't a TD, but the offense looked very good until that last series.  And at this juncture, any points is good points.

ATL 20, HOU 13.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 1:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And the drive stalls
This first ATL possession will be a big test.  If they march on us with no problem, we're cooked.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 1:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hold me
I'm scared right now.

by JBNJ on Sep 30, 2007 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

For Those Listening on Radio
Any word on Dunta?
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 1:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Missed the details
But I did hear "that's good news regarding Dunta" right at the end of the half.  So I think good things.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fletcher sighting
As Dunn ran past him.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 1:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Weavs and Mario
with a nice stop.  That the announcers credited to the LBs.

Complete to Jenkins for a first.  I feel ill.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 1:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Okoye
was raped on that completion.

by Triple347 on Sep 30, 2007 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Saw that
on the replay.  
We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Sep 30, 2007 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

D-Rob
on the field.

I can resume eating...for now.

We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Sep 30, 2007 1:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dunta
made that play.  He's apparently alive.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 1:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why can't we stop them?
I'm so confused.  Joey Harrington IS their QB right?
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 1:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't get it...
they are supposed to have an awful run D, but we can't run.  They are supposed to be unable to pass, but Faggins has made them look like pro bowlers.  Can we hit reset and try this again?

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't say I didn't try
I've hit RESET 4 times on my 1987 Nintendo, but apparently it isn't affecting the Texans' game today.  Damn it.  Guess I'll have to buy one of those new-fangled systems.
We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Sep 30, 2007 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get out the Duck Hunt gun...
and see if you can change some things.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tried that last week
yet Petey still lives.
We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Sep 30, 2007 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

One
decent CB2 or FS and we'd have a great defense.  On the other hand, it doesn't matter how little time we give to opposing qbs when they can just toss it to whoever P-Fag's covering.

by HtownJuggernaut on Sep 30, 2007 1:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I Repeat
JOEY EFFING HARRINGTON IS HAVING HIS WAY WITH US.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 1:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hold your breath
that might have actually been a good challenge.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I missed it
I'm following along on ESPN GameCast.  What just happened?  Is Kubiak challenging the 22 yard reception

by HtownJuggernaut on Sep 30, 2007 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep...challenge failed
Argument is over when the receiver had possession of the ball, before stepping out of bounds.
We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Sep 30, 2007 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.
It was a close call, but we lost.  Predictably.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

1 of 4
this season on challenges.  nice work guys.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't deal with this
I'm hiding under my blanket and going to my safe place.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know
This could go either way, depending on the possession, football move interpretation.

by JBNJ on Sep 30, 2007 1:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mother
Fucker!

by JBNJ on Sep 30, 2007 2:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I believe Kubes actually said
that's bullshit
We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Sep 30, 2007 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn it.
The Falcons look like K-State right now.

Too soon?

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 2:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

or App State
too late?
We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Sep 30, 2007 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Difference is...
App State will rid my life of Lloyd Carr, so it has a silver lining.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bigger Difference
the Falcons haven't gotten 4 INTs & 2 kick-return-TDs on us
We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Sep 30, 2007 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True.
Thank god.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

On the upside...
K-state is a D1 football team.  Which is nice.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That...
and $.75 will get you a cup of coffee.  Won't help in the title hunt, though.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bleed burnt orange
But I did not in any way think we were in the title hunt this year.

THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!!!

We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Sep 30, 2007 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously
I love that Coors commercial with Denny Green.
We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Sep 30, 2007 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This team wasn't winning shit
Good to see Colt take about 8 steps backwards though.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a penalty
that's not on us!  Warrick Dunn chop block
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 30, 2007 2:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

At least
it's another field goal.  Thank God the D tightens up in the red zone.  Otherwise we'd be long gone from competing in this game.  

by HtownJuggernaut on Sep 30, 2007 2:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Harrington
Is absolutely strafing us.  Our secondary should be contracted.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 2:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

JJ
He would not have been forced out by a kicker.  Dex is a puss.
We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Sep 30, 2007 2:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe
Dexter was avoiding a shoulder separation?

by HtownJuggernaut on Sep 30, 2007 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was
the kicker who separated his shoulder
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 30, 2007 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True
but this kicker doesn't weigh 327 pounds
We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Sep 30, 2007 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least
we don't have Cook returning punts.  It wouldn't surprise me at this point.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey
when do we have our regular scheduled interception in the red zone
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 30, 2007 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

KNOCK ON WOOD
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Balls Out
He's playing great today.

Prediction: Walter will not be the #2 WR when AJ & JJ return.

We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Sep 30, 2007 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Need a TD
no more FGs... need 6 here.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 2:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pardon me
I stepped away to clean the vomit from my mouth and returned to this. 100 percent need 6.

by JBNJ on Sep 30, 2007 2:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Owen Daniels
has performed, but I was expecting a greater involvement in the offense.  Has the Falcons' D locked him down?

by HtownJuggernaut on Sep 30, 2007 2:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dane Cook
is for a tool for frat boys.

by JBNJ on Sep 30, 2007 2:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dayne
isn't fast, but he's running well on this drive
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 30, 2007 2:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

we settled for 3
that sucks out loud
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 30, 2007 2:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You're telling me...
Ron Dayne couldn't bowl over the right side of the line?  For fuck's sake.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm trying
to convince myself they need two scores anyway. It's really not working.

by JBNJ on Sep 30, 2007 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No doubt
Seems like we are playing for the tie.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In Kubes I Trust
But I don't agree with that call.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn 3 points
You're supposed to run it up the middle!!  

by HtownJuggernaut on Sep 30, 2007 2:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Make. A. Stop.
Or get a damn turnover.  What happened to our ability to do that?
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 2:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

When PFag
Hears "turnover"...he does
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 30, 2007 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We give up 8
on a free blitz?

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 2:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it just me...
or has Fletcher replaced Faggins at CB2?  Do I dare dream?!

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 2:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Does the secondary
have any concept of what their function is supposed to be. Enough already.

by JBNJ on Sep 30, 2007 2:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Okoye
is making a tacle 16 yards downfiels for Christ's sake.

by JBNJ on Sep 30, 2007 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is depressing
This game was as close to a guaranteed win as you can get in the NFL.  F-ing injuries.  

by HtownJuggernaut on Sep 30, 2007 2:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Run defense
What the fuck is going on?  Have the falcons punted since the first drive?  Jesus Tap-dancing Christ.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 2:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

STOP THEM
STOP THEM HERE!  FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP THEM ON THIRD DOWN!
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 2:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We can't stop a damned thing
giving up 9 or 10 on nearly every blitz.  Shit.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 2:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I see
why we never blitz.  Harrington has hit the hot route just about every single time we blitzed.

by Triple347 on Sep 30, 2007 2:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why
wouldn't they go for it? They've been moving at will.

by JBNJ on Sep 30, 2007 2:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ATL Has To Go For It
Regardless of how the challenge comes out, right?  If they pick up the first down, the game is almost certainly over.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 2:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Turnover
or bust.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 2:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dunta
tackles like a goddamned linebacker.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 2:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

STOP THEM
Hold them.  Hold tight.  Here.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Andersen
You are fucking shitting me.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 2:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Really Thought That Was Short
ATL 26, HOU 26.  Our goose is not yet cooked, but we are in deep trouble.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know
you are fucking kidding me with Morten Andersen and a 46 yarder. Is Ashton Kutcher in my kitchen?

by JBNJ on Sep 30, 2007 2:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Punked, bitch~!
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

MDC
we're good like that, me and you.

by JBNJ on Sep 30, 2007 2:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone who's
lucky enough to watch the game:  how have Okoye and Williams been performing?  

by HtownJuggernaut on Sep 30, 2007 2:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I quit.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 2:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit ton of reading/source check
Because I hate myself.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it an immoral victory
when we get skull fucked
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 30, 2007 2:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DUNTA
with the blocked FG.  He's like Spartacus.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 2:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay
I lied.

by JBNJ on Sep 30, 2007 2:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I un-quit!
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 2:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DUNTA!
BLOCKED THE FG!  WE AIN'T DEAD YET!
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 2:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow
That was HUGE!

by Triple347 on Sep 30, 2007 2:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fyi
you guys post before I see it on my computer..about 7 second delay
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 30, 2007 2:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Freudian
Criqui choked on his saliva when Walter made the catch. Me, also.

by JBNJ on Sep 30, 2007 2:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't I
look like a dick?

by JBNJ on Sep 30, 2007 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's
had a pretty good game.  We need a TD
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 30, 2007 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clocks
Kubes has a lot to learn about clock management.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 2:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I love the Schaub
but these two yard passes to FBs are going to be th death of me.  I want to put my face through a wall every time he does it.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 2:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Flashbacks
to Carr and the dink-and-dunk .

by HtownJuggernaut on Sep 30, 2007 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

damnit.
Salami!
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 2:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeez
fitting, I guess.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 2:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Schaub
looks like he has no clue today.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 2:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow
He just flipped me off with that run.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Schaub
is limping!  Damn!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 30, 2007 2:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Balls.
That was the balls.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 2:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Going To Be Reversed
But a gutsy run by The Schaub.  We need to punch it in here.  Onsides kick then?
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 2:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Depends.
If it's before the 2 minute warning... no.  If after, dear god yes.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lew Sanders
Just saved the day.  Someone send him a fruit cake.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 2:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CLOCK
Why wasn't the clock reset to 2:30 if that was no play?!?!

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 2:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Someome shoot me in the face.
Please.  Just run the god damn fucking ball up the gut and into the end zone.  This is twice in this game.  Run the god damn ball up the middle.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 2:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If only...
we had some large power backs.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We get fucked out of 14 seconds
and then that?!  This is the worst game we've played in a looooong time.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 2:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

TWO FUCKING AWFUL PLAYS
  1.  Mediocre Dayne fumbling the ball.
  2.  Kris Brown misses a chip shot.
Game over.  This is inexcusable.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 2:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Plus
the fact that not one person on the sideline was alert enough to see that we didn't get hosed out of 10% of the remaining clock

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: End of Game
I can't even put this into words.  That is simply fucking terrible execution.  How do you miss a FG from less than 20 yards out?
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 2:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

our
losing sreak sucks!  
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 30, 2007 2:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Injuries Are No Excuse
By the way.  The Falcons were simply the better team.  I can't remember the last time I was this angry at the Texans.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 2:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Exactly.
That's what I was just saying to a non-online human being.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weekend of sports
This is definitely not the best weekend of sports I've enjoyed.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 30, 2007 2:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

glass half full
well we didn't have: injuries
                     red zone interceptions
                     uhh...defense
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 30, 2007 3:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good Sense of the Clock Situation by Vonta Leach
8 seconds left and no timeouts?  Definitely turn toward the middle of the field and go down.

I am boiling right now.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 30, 2007 3:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Coaching Decisions
Kubiak needs to go to clock managment school.

You need two scores to tie. Kick the damn field goal on 4th down.

Schaub didn't see Sander(?) running off the field?? Snap the ball get a free play !

Sanders calls time out before the snap ..14 seconds disappear from the clock ? Am I wrong .. they should be put back on ?

by TexasOutlaw on Sep 30, 2007 3:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not wrong
we definitely got hosed out of 14 seconds and not one single person on our sideline was aware of this.

by MDC on Sep 30, 2007 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Diary
Today, I watched the Texans play like monkey ass. Oh, I thought I was writing in my 2006 diary. I better change the date.

by JBNJ on Sep 30, 2007 3:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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