2008 Opponents Shall Be...

by Tim on Jan 1, 2008 4:31 PM CST in News Comment 28 comments

Bam:

AT RELIANT
Indianapolis
Jacksonville
Tennessee
Baltimore
Cincinnati
Chicago
Detroit
Miami

AWAY FROM RELIANT
Indianapolis
Jacksonville
Tennessee
Cleveland
Pittsburgh
Green Bay
Minnesota
Oakland

Initial thoughts...

Comfortable home schedule.
Tough, tough road schedule.
Really hope the bulk of the AFC and NFC North road schedule is played before December.
Road trip to Lambeau?

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tough, indeed

And I'm hoping that Cincy, Chicago, and Baltimore are entering an era of decline and that this season was not an excpetion for them. If they return to their forms from the 06 season, we might have the toughest sched in the League.

But for that to happen, Cincy needs a defense, Chicago needs an offense, and Baltimore needs coaches and an offense.

Also, I'm hoping that Derek Anderson asks for eleventy billion dollars from Cleveland and they can't keep him and they have to start the Medicine Woman. In such a case, they could return to the cellar where they belong.

In the meantime, I will dream of Adrian Peterson thinking he can get to the corner only to have Mario pop out and clothes-line him.

by BigTexBD on Jan 2, 2008 12:19 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

What me worry no schedule

As long as the Texans have a scratch built secondary and they wait 4 seconds to blitz when ever Mommies Daily Crybaby thinks so they'll be anywhere from 0&16 to 5&10, and it will not matter who's on the schedule. Of course My Dick Coming around to call anyone it wants to a dumbass is ok, but don't dare let anyone else do it to me. Do as a I say not as I do huh?

by Tom on Jan 2, 2008 10:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Wow...

is English your second language? If so, you should probably sue your tutor.

by MDC on Jan 2, 2008 10:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Acronyms

You see what he did there. He made up some different words to fit the "MDC" acronym, and was trying to make fun of you.

It's fucking brilliant, and easily the most talented work I have ever witnessed.

We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Jan 3, 2008 7:48 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Oh, also...

0 & 15? You are fucking brilliant.

by MDC on Jan 2, 2008 10:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Ummm....?

I'm not gonna lie. I'm real confused right now.

Liston

introducingliston.blogspot.com

by Liston on Jan 2, 2008 11:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

to quote

Tom, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

by BigTexBD on Jan 3, 2008 12:50 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

yep

And the MDC stuff could've been so much better, but you even blew that.

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2008 7:54 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

And one more thought...

If Tom really knew you, Matt, he would know to hit you with the whole "You almost die in Houston whenever you visit thing."

The first time, you get "sick" from drinking too many wine spritzers.

And who could ever forget the 400lb transvestite prostitute in October? How you survived that, nobody knows.

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2008 8:56 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks

I needed a good chuckle.

Now fuck off.

Shakin 'em off one win at a time... In Schaub we trust.

by SOLIS on Jan 3, 2008 9:20 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Replying to this comment for no reason

Tim....please tell me someone can track Tom's IP.

We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Jan 3, 2008 9:54 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I tracked it

when I was still letting him comment. It's a Dallas IP. Let me see if I can find it again.

by MDC on Jan 3, 2008 10:11 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Duh

I just realized that that is Matt's old troll from a week or so ago.

Shakin 'em off one win at a time... In Schaub we trust.

by SOLIS on Jan 3, 2008 10:20 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Here ya go

4.226.90.39

Oh, and, by "Dallas," I apparently meant "Colorado."

by MDC on Jan 3, 2008 10:13 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

it's dallas

and apparently a dial-up connection.

Color me surprised they actually have computers in Dallas, much less something as fancy as a modem. I thought they all communicated by sniffing each other's asses and peeing on everything like dogs do.

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2008 10:21 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Oh... gotcha

It's just the company that owns the IP that is in CO. Word.

Dial-up? They still have that? What do you bet he also carries a bag phone and uses a VCR?

by MDC on Jan 3, 2008 10:27 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

No VCR

Beta-Max, bitches

We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Jan 3, 2008 11:53 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

My Daddy's Cunt

Well blow me down...

yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk.

No don't even blow me.

Just let R. Smith call the defense with the cast offs he's been handed, because if More Dumd Collective called the defense the Texans would be 0&16 till he was down sized.

Actually there was an explanation in the Chronicle why Multiple Dipshit Calls wouldn't work, but a wise man (Hitler) always gets his friends to mindlessly attack his critics.

by Tom on Jan 4, 2008 9:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

You know, I shouldn't even respond to this shit...

but let's recap.

In a post I titled "I'm Dreaming of Some Zone Blitzes" as a play on "White Christmas" (because it was a few days before Christmas), you said

"Are they blitzing enough now for you, dipshit?"

Now, whatever points you gained for having a sentence that approached generally accepted notions of grammar and syntax, you managed to lose with your general premise. Because, as I pointed out before I banned your ignorant ass, only ONE of the TDs was scored against a blitz and, even better, the yards per play were less against the blitz than against the standard defense.

Even better, the next week, when they went passive 4-3, they managed to make Quinn Gray look like Peyton Manning.

In short, you are a fucking retard. You are also apparently too cheap or poor to afford anything better than dial-up. Either way, you serve no purpose. Kill yourself.

by MDC on Jan 4, 2008 10:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

By the way...

what the fuck does "More Dumd Collective" mean?

Seriously, get raped to death with a branding iron.

by MDC on Jan 4, 2008 10:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Matts a Dumb Crapper

I have physics degree. I've spent my entire life being polite to people as self appointedly smart as you. I don't need you to pass judgement on my IQ. MY idea of fun, is taking an IQ test, and finding the question that has 2 correct answers
and then selecting the most wrong answer just to screw with the self important asshole that wrote the test. Now do you know how stupid you are, because I know people much smarter than me. NO, I'm the one who shouldn't bother to respond, but unlike you, I accept my humanity, and I'm decent, and I don't pass judgement on my friends. I accept them one at a time, based on how they are and how they treat me. You're the dumbass with the problem Matt, and I have 0 doubts about me.

You want to try another twist on words and a non sequitur?

Why do you argue like a right wing fundamentalist?

You're supposed to have a law degree.

Arguement should be your speciality.

by Tom on Jan 4, 2008 10:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

ironic ironies

I thought it was the right-wing fundamentalists who immediately pulled the Hitler card? Silly me.

The problem is, Tom, that you use normative statements as positive statements, show no supporting argument, and mangle it with poor syntax and grammar. So while you may have a point, and while that point might even be valid, saying something like the blitz comment noted above is ridiculous. Personally, I don't even remotely understand your first post on Jan 2. By the looks of things, I wasn't the only one who was confused.

Even though Matt may have kidnapped my puppy in order to make me say what he wants, I still think on my own (sorry, Fido).

Look, your post on 11/22 is coherent. That's making a statement and backing it with a remotely viable argument. Otherwise, as you do above, you are saying that the Avogadro constant is 42 because you say so.

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 4, 2008 11:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

No you don't

You don't have a fucking physic degree you fucking liar. At this point, I seriously question whether or not you even had a highschool diploma.

My guess would be either:

a) you're an unattractive middle schooler who has trouble making friends - and decided to troll around in between watching 15 second shit fetish clips

b) you're very new to our country and an avid soccer fan - and despise all things gridiron because you know it's a much cooler game.

Either way you're lashing out and I think you need help... and by help I mean to get done Marcellus Wallace style.

Freakin nerd.

Shakin 'em off one win at a time... In Schaub we trust.

by SOLIS on Jan 5, 2008 6:54 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs