Texans Show Interest In Pacman?
From PFT's Rumor Mill:
According to the Tennesseean, the Cowboys, the Dolphins, the Lions, the Raiders, the Chiefs, the Texans, the Saints, and the Patriots have expressed "at least some level of interest."
Our guess is that someone is puffing a bit in the hopes of driving up the level of compensation that the Titans get for the sixth overall pick in the 2005 draft. Miami V.P. of football operations Bill Parcells has said that he doesn't want "thugs and hoodlums," and Jones (in our opinion) is both. And if the Patriots expressed "some level if interest" in Jones, the specific level of interest likely was "hardly any."
Then, we wouldn't be surprised to learn that Parcells and his son-in-law, Pats V.P. of player personnel Scott Pioli, have agreed to feign interest in Jones in the hopes that Jets G.M. Mike Tannenbaum would feel compelled to plunge into the bidding for a guy who would then contribute to a potential internal collapse of the franchise.
Aside from the fact that Pacman hasn't even been reinstated by Roger Goodell and may well miss part or all of the 2008 season, I cannot fathom a scenario where the Texans would have any substantive interest in this criminal. Bringing Pacman on would seem to run directly against every standard and value Bob McNair has preached about since bringing the NFL back to Houston. With all due respect to BFD, I'm vehemently opposed to even considering the option. Let Pacman fulfill his destiny and become a Cowboy.
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Not Happening
by Leein3D on Mar 10, 2008 12:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mistake number one:
by DisplacedTexan on Mar 10, 2008 12:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
re: Us Weekly
by Shake on Mar 10, 2008 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah
Er... uh... anyhoo!
by DisplacedTexan on Mar 10, 2008 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not the right size for Tight End...
by ArtistFormerlyKnownAsBuck on Mar 10, 2008 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Re: "Tight End"
by MDC on Mar 10, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
perhaps
Any volunteers? No? Then I proudly step forward for the sake of the Texan blogging community.
by bigfatdrunk on Mar 10, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just want
by bullpen116 on Mar 10, 2008 3:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I've got the perfect position for her
by SOLIS on Mar 10, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So
by MDC on Mar 10, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Slash
by SOLIS on Mar 10, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Make it rain!!!
First, the cowpokes specialize in two premium areas of illegalities:
- Child molesting
- Hard-core drugs, preferably coke, crack, and/or Troy Aikman's jock.
- Fred Weary
- Will Demps
- Kevin Bentley
- Will Demps (he really does deserve two mentions)
Pacman's problem is that he likes women. In fact, he loves women, so much so that he insists on showering them with wads of bills. There's nothing wrong with that; he's just showing he cares.
Personally, I'd like for the Texans to sign him so he and I can hang out together.
Why must you try and crush my dreams, Tim? Oh tell me why!
by bigfatdrunk on Mar 10, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Loves them so much
On the other hand, he is your prototypical playmaker. Can do it both in the return game and on defense.
Off field - idiot. On field - phenom.
I'm conflicted.
by SOLIS on Mar 10, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*sigh*
I guess part of my optimism is that people screw up all the time, and as somebody who has gotten a couple of second chances, I don't mind giving somebody else a chance to screw up with me.
That said, I didn't exactly beat up a Russian stripper.
by bigfatdrunk on Mar 11, 2008 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In Soviet Russia...
/Yakov
by MDC on Mar 11, 2008 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Caution - Slippery slope
Yakov --> Yakov Smirnoff --> Smirnoff Ice --> Queer like Zima --> Tim drinks three--> Bam, you got Scott.
We kid because we care.
by SOLIS on Mar 11, 2008 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Football is stressful
There are worse habits in life.
by Nashmeister on Mar 10, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe it's my lack of sleep talking...
by MDC on Mar 11, 2008 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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