Every Pick Of The 2008 NFL Draft...Explained!

by Tim on Mar 11, 2008 5:04 PM CDT in News

Fervent fans of your Houston Texans know where each of Houston's picks are in the upcoming April draft. But who among you knows that Chicago acquired Carolina's fifth-round selection this year in exchange for parting with Chris Harris? Anyone raising their hand right now is lying. Or has waaaaaaayyyyy too much time on his/her hands. And that's coming from someone who maintains a blog on the Houston Texans.

Our friends over at Mile High Report have put together what is quite simply the most detailed, painstaking chart of the picks comprising the 2008 NFL Draft that these eyes have ever seen. I urge everyone to check it out, if for nothing else than to see why I really, really need a co-blogger.

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Dude

I'll be your co-blogger :D

by Leein3D on Mar 11, 2008 7:23 PM CDT 0 recs

Drink a Zima

or three. Problem solved.

In all honesty, that's the second time that I've seen something that dizzying from styg50 at MHR. My money is on him being an accountant or a librarian... or the real life Raymond Babbitt.

To DE or not to DE... that is the question.

by SOLIS on Mar 11, 2008 8:06 PM CDT 0 recs

We Have Beaten Them Where it Is Important...

...on the field last year!

In any case, cynicism, sarcasm, and wit beat OCD-based analysis every day of the week.

by kozanack on Mar 11, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up 0 recs

Follow the link in the post for the compensatory

picks if you really want to be astounded. That guy needs to be hired by an NFL team ASAP.

Mile High Report

by styg50 on Mar 12, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up 0 recs

NFL Hire

No argument there bro.

If you need a letter of reference, I'll be glad to type something up about how your articles caused me a mild brain hemorrhage.

To DE or not to DE... that is the question.

by SOLIS on Mar 13, 2008 7:43 AM CDT up 0 recs

Ow

My face hurts after looking at that chart. Unless I was getting paid to do this stuff, I could never take it that far.

by HoustonDiehards on Mar 11, 2008 11:05 PM CDT 0 recs

Unlike Kubiak and Smith...

Styg is staying right where he is at!!! :)

Dude does an incredible job over at the MHR and I keep him under lock and key 23 hours a day!

TSG Mile High Report

by TheSportsGuru on Mar 12, 2008 6:37 AM CDT 0 recs

For the other hour each day...

Is there a grand entrance, with someone yelling "Bring out the gimp!"?

We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Mar 12, 2008 7:23 AM CDT up 0 recs

Very funny

you should see the email I just sent Guru, where I come clean about how wearing the gimp suit makes me "feel funny in a bad way". To Tim, in your search for a co-blogger please refrain from this type of behavior. It is psychologically distressing, never knowing when I get to come out of the box or see sunlight, the constant lashing...

The nipple clamps are a plus, though...

Mile High Report

by styg50 on Mar 12, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up 0 recs

I just think it's nice...

...that the ball-gag doesn't hinder your typing at all.

We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Mar 13, 2008 7:29 AM CDT up 0 recs

Tim

No, you can be my co-blogger any day.

We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Mar 12, 2008 7:24 AM CDT 0 recs

gawd I hate that movie

guh

by bigfatdrunk on Mar 12, 2008 8:46 AM CDT up 0 recs

Yep

But I have yet to see anyone not back down.....not once you get in their face and bite your teeth together real hard.

We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Mar 12, 2008 8:49 AM CDT up 0 recs

You Guys Are Nuts

Top Gun rules. If there's a better character in the annals of film than Sundown, I'd like to hear who it is.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Mar 12, 2008 9:08 AM CDT up 0 recs

Without Ice, Viper, Goose, & Maverick

I'm fairly certain that the term wingman would not have become what we know today. Seriously, without Top Gun, your buddy would still be called "the guy who's going to do everything he can to distract her less-than-average-looking friend long enough that I can convince her that we need to leave the bar together without her friend pestering her that they came together so they have to leave together or reminding her of how bad it turned out the last time she left the bar with a strange guy".

See, wingman is much easier to use and sounds more dignified.

We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Mar 13, 2008 7:59 AM CDT up 0 recs

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