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Jacoby McJones Celebrates St. Patrick's Day Early

As an Irishman, I don't mean to diminish the danger of driving while intoxicated.  But I hope you can forgive me for posting this with a bit of tongue in cheek, given the looming holiday that celebrates the triumph of my people.

But all blarney aside...Jacoby, you're making an estimated $564,277.00 in 2008.  Hire a freaking chauffeur or take a damn cab.  You're better than this.  Idiocy is inexcusable (unless you're Irish, in which case it's charming).

Don't drink and drive.  That's what designated drivers are for.

Update [2008-3-19 9:47:51 by Tim]: Latest reports say Jacoby was asleep at the wheel. With the car in drive. Sporting a 0.13 BAC. Really? "Asleep?" Because I tend to call people in that condition "passed the eff out." But I'll reserve judgment on Mr. Jones, chiefly because of questions surrounding the accuracy of breathalyzers. And, you know, because I'm a Texans fan.

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will also get you Whataburger on the way home.

by MDC on Mar 17, 2008 7:11 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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Jacoby, if you're out there, please give this a thought.  I will gladly chauffeur you about town.  That is all.

by Leein3D on Mar 17, 2008 9:44 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"I hope you know..."
"that this will go down on your permanent record"  

Sorry, I got the Kiss Off** lyrics ringing in my head over this story.

As long as he doesn't turn out to be Jacoby McMathis, I'll forgive and forget.  

**Kiss Off  - A classic song from the Violent Femmes 1982 debut album, Violent Femmes.

To DE or not to DE... that is the question.

by SOLIS on Mar 17, 2008 1:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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