As an Irishman, I don't mean to diminish the danger of driving while intoxicated.  But I hope you can forgive me for posting this with a bit of tongue in cheek, given the looming holiday that celebrates the triumph of my people.

But all blarney aside...Jacoby, you're making an estimated $564,277.00 in 2008.  Hire a freaking chauffeur or take a damn cab.  You're better than this.  Idiocy is inexcusable (unless you're Irish, in which case it's charming).

Don't drink and drive.  That's what designated drivers are for.

Update [2008-3-19 9:47:51 by Tim]: Latest reports say Jacoby was asleep at the wheel. With the car in drive. Sporting a 0.13 BAC. Really? "Asleep?" Because I tend to call people in that condition "passed the eff out." But I'll reserve judgment on Mr. Jones, chiefly because of questions surrounding the accuracy of breathalyzers. And, you know, because I'm a Texans fan.