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Make BRB's "Three And Out" the last prediction article you read about Texans-Patriots. That way, you can have a good laugh when absolutely none of it comes to pass on Sunday.

Come for the misplaced predictions. Stay for the mockery of how misplaced the predictions are.

These things shall come to pass, or my name isn't Scott.

I predict Adrian Peterson will not break Eric Dickerson's single season rushing record on Sunday in Houston. I am beyond bold.

It's Friday, which means it's time to show that I have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about. I guess that's not exactly breaking news.

Does the fact that the Texans are playing on Monday night affect the accuracy of my predictions? Of course not. They're as awful as ever.

It's like you're visiting a virtual palm reader. For free!

Prediction No. 1: You will eat turkey on Thanksgiving.

Always smooth, never right.