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The last post brought to you by Buffalo Wild Wings. I can tell you're sad. No really, stop applauding. It's rude.

Wisdom from fools and from sages, all conveniently located in one handy blog post. It's our gift to you!

C'mon, you know you want some wings...and picks too.

Whenever there are picks to be made, I will pick them. If there are wings to be eaten, I will eat them, and show you pictures of them to make you crazy.

Just because there's no Texans game this week doesn't mean you shouldn't pop in here and check out the wings of the week. C'mon. You know you want wings, and terrible poetry, but mostly wings.

Once again we throw mental darts at a board to determine who will win in a given week. This week we visit curses and ill will upon players who may or may not deserve it...but probably do.

We throw mental darts at a board to determine which team will win in a given week. Sometimes it works, most times it doesn't. This week, I lay out who I'll be picking while I'm on vacation in a major city in Nevada.

There might not be wings in this post, but there are picks. Are they correct? Probably not, but...you're not even reading this now are you? You're too busy thinking of wings, aren't you?

Last week went badly, placing us below .500 for the year on our picks. Let's hope this week we can climb out of the hole.

After a pretty good 10-5 start, we push our luck and pick who will win in week two. Is this a glimpse at the Oracle? Probably not, but at least it makes fun of Chris Johnson's .4 YPC.