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The final version of the Houston Texans mock allows trades to be talked, which allows for a surprise in round one.

Talk Texans, the draft, and anything else you find interesting on this fine Saturday.

Curious to how diehard fans think the NFL Draft will play out? Come on over and join the fun (or just drink with me all day. Whatever works).

Make your case for or against any available player here.

Oh look, a nose tackle! How depressingly unrealistic.

It's time to put on the Rick Smith hat and channel the Houston general manager for seven full rounds.

Sitting in my chair staring at the comments on an SB Nation site. Yep, sounds like a Saturday. Come marvel at the fake general managership of us over at Mocking The Draft.

In this mock exercise, we try to stay away from our draft crushes and find new, or rarely mentioned, names for the Houston Texans.

It's round two for a complete Houston Texans mock draft. Have free agency and compensatory picks changed things?

I would be okay with this if only for its potential for side-splitting, bleach-inducing comedy.