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A player that Texans fans and draftniks might actually almost universally applaud?

If the Texans actually picked this player, there would be riots. Happy riots. And angry riots. Riots everywhere!

Mocking The Draft chimes in with their latest prediction. How does it strike you?

One man's trash is another man's All-Pro.

Applaud its genius and originality or dissect its absurdity here.

Their selection for the Texans will be met with applause and/or derision.

Their selection for the Texans is sure to make you feel...something.

Well, it's early February. Time to see how many people will mock a receiver to the Texans because "Andre Johnson is old"...again.

With the 27th fake pick in the fake 2013 NFL Draft, the fake Houston Texans select...