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I didn't. How did the Texans manage to keep this a secret?

In this week's G.O.A.T.s, Battle Red Blog focuses on Johnathan Joseph's re-emergence and the boos heard at Reliant Stadium.

Let's hope this isn't a disaster.

Rhyming is fun. Considering how the Texans will contain Calvin Johnson without Johnathan Joseph is not.

Weekly ruminations on whatever pops into my head, from punctuation usage and random stats to the unstoppable force that is J.J. Watt. Also, BBQ and Biggie and blog criticisms.

But no need to freak out. All's well, people! All's well!

Hair of the dog: A review of yesterday's Houston Texans' win over the Miami Dolphins.

The final chapter of Checkdown has Scott as the object of everybody's eye; the fans want his head, the media want his story. Will he disappear? Will he tell his story? You'll only know by reading the last chapter.

In Chapter 19 of Checkdown, we finally learn who ordered the death of Eliot Nash. I'll give you a hint: the butler did not do it. But once Scott makes the big reveal, will he regret doing it?

Carlos has finally been arrested, but will he talk? Will he spill his guts to Carlyle and Scott? And did he kill Nash and Belgreave? You'll only find out if you read this week's Checkdown.