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5-0. That's reason to celebrate.

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Brian Cushing's loss to a season-ending knee injury blows. But all its not lost, Texans fans. The good guys are 5-0.

Celebrating Kareem Jackson?

No, I haven't been drinking. Why do you ask?

Texans-Jags Reasons to Celebrate: J.J. Swatt

Texans fans hardly need a reason to celebrate after yesterday's win over the Jaguars in Jacksonville. Nevertheless, BRB gives you J.J. Swatt. I mean, J.J. Watt.

What To Watch For: Texans-Jaguars Injury Report

Looking at the injury report for Texans-Jaguars in Week Two. Things do not look good for Jacksonville.

What To Watch For: Texans v. Jaguars

In looking at four critical matchups in Sunday's Texans-Jags game, which one is the most critical to the Texans' success?

Schaub Is Back Baby, and He's Staying In Houston

Need a Texanscentric reason to celebrate? Grab a Coors Light and toast Matt Schaub.

Preparing For Football Season: Saying Farewell

For many fans, the return of football means a return to indolence, sloth, and extracting one's self from their friends and family until February. This handy form letter will make the transition...

The Great Leap Forward - Johnathan Joseph

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More thoughts on Johnathan Joseph, who the Texans signed as a free agent. Though you wouldn't know that from watching ESPN or NFL Network.

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