Click here for LZ's explanation of why he mocked who he mocked to your Houston Texans in the first round.
This one's a two-round mock and, once again, you'll see your Houston Texans spending their first round pick on a player that will surprise you.
I've seen things like this a few places around the web now, including a couple on Yahoo sports. I'm not holding my breath, but I will go ahead and cross my fingers. How 'bout you?
I meant to get this posted weeks ago and totally failed to do it. Thankfully, the complete lack of player movement since the draft has served to keep four-week old draft analysis newsworthy.