Oh look, a nose tackle! How depressingly unrealistic.
It's time to put on the Rick Smith hat and channel the Houston general manager for seven full rounds.
Sitting in my chair staring at the comments on an SB Nation site. Yep, sounds like a Saturday. Come marvel at the fake general managership of us over at Mocking The Draft.
In this mock exercise, we try to stay away from our draft crushes and find new, or rarely mentioned, names for the Houston Texans.