Battle Red Blog, a Houston Texans community

The combine came and went, and so did my messed up sleep cycle. Check out all of our overreaction-fueled rankings below.

Is it over yet? Can I go back to sleep?

It's six in the morning on a Monday and I'm watching football-related things. Life is good.

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! Come watch grown men run around in spandex in super slow-mo for millions of imaginary future dollars!

Well, I guess this means we aren't drafting him.

Are you just like me? Are you sitting on your couch for the next ten hours to watch the combine? Good, here's your open thread.

Want to know who ranks where on the eve of the Underwear Olympics? We've got you covered. Take a gander at Brett Kollmann's big board.

Will he echo everything Gary Kubiak says? Or will he find a different way to say nothing of substance?

And he's still defending "his guys," no matter what you say.

I have no doubt a full reveal of their free agency and draft plans is in the offing.