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In a positive way, I mean.

In other words, vote your past nightmare or your future night terror.

Who has been the Texans' Offensive MVP this year?

Make with the Qs, and I'll make with the As. Wait, that didn't sound right.

You've got questions, and I've got answers. Well, maybe. Okay, probably not. But I do have lame jokes!

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