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Curious to how diehard fans think the NFL Draft will play out? Come on over and join the fun (or just drink with me all day. Whatever works).

It's round two for a complete Houston Texans mock draft. Have free agency and compensatory picks changed things?

I would be okay with this if only for its potential for side-splitting, bleach-inducing comedy.

A player that Texans fans and draftniks might actually almost universally applaud?

If the Texans actually picked this player, there would be riots. Happy riots. And angry riots. Riots everywhere!

Mocking The Draft chimes in with their latest prediction. How does it strike you?

One man's trash is another man's All-Pro.

Applaud its genius and originality or dissect its absurdity here.

Their selection for the Texans will be met with applause and/or derision.

Their selection for the Texans is sure to make you feel...something.