This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things XX
Matt Carroll signed a $27 million contract. This is why we can't have nice things.
Matt Carroll signed a $27 million contract. This is why we can't have nice things.
Dan Gadzuric signed a $36 million contract. This is why we can't have nice things.
Travis Outlaw signed a five-year, $35 million contract. This is why we can't have nice things.
The Suns thought they got a deal on Marcus Banks with five years and $21 million. This is why we can't have nice things.
We can't have nice things because Mark Cuban spends $20 per towel for the Mavericks and their opponents.
We can't have nice things because the Knicks signed Jerome James for $30 million.
Rashard Lewis signed a $110 million contract in 2007. This is why we can't have nice things.
A while ago, intrepid and swashbuckling commenter Hamburger put his considerable nickname-crafting skills to the test. The fanpost is still hanging around over on the side, but enough time has...