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Battle Red Radio: Nevermore
Your Houston Texans outlasted the Cincinnati Daltons of Katy Texas to sample victory in their first-ever playoff appearance. J.J. Watt is pretty good at the footed ball, as I hear. Will that momentum carry over into Baltimore as the Texans take on the Ravens? Join myself, Tim, and UprootedTexan at...
Battle Red Radio: Playoffs (9 P.M. CST)
Today we'll be paying as much attention to the Titans game as the Texans did. Which is to say, we might ask a single question about it. Join myself, Tim, and BFD. We will talk about these "played-offs," I believe they are called. Featured segments will include "Tim ranting about Kareem Jackson" and...
Battle Red Radio: This Is Happening (9PM CST)
Tonight at 9pm central time, we'll have a very special episode of Battle Red Radio. You know those old Christmas variety show episodes where Bing Crosby would eventually wind up beating a small child with a bag of sweet Valencia oranges? It's going to be precisely like that. Join myself, MDC,...
Battle Red Radio: Picking Up The Pieces
The Carolina Newtons laugh, in cradles of wrought gold,Houston claps their hands together, and half close their eyes,For they will ride to the playoffs when the season flies,With no Amobi Okoye, and a run defense fallen cold:I bite my nails and press the Andre Johnson bobblehead to my breast,And...
Battle Red Radio: A Playoff Berth
I am worn out with dreams;A weather-worn DeMeco RyansViewed by webstreams;And all day long I lookUpon this win's beautyAs though I had found in a bookAndre's coup (of the evil Finnegan) fees,Pleased to have filled the eyesOr the discerning ears,Delighted to be but wise,For teams improve with the...
Battle Red Radio: Yay-tes! (9 P.M. CT)
'O blessedness comes in the night and the dayAnd whither the wise heart knows;And one has seen in the redness of BattleThe Incorruptible Jacob(y), 'That drowsily drops balls left on himAnd Andre is our desire,While the time until the playoffs is ebbing awayIn twilights of dew and of fire.' --W.B....
Battle Red Radio: Dead Quarterbacks Society (9 P.M. CT)
We rode in sorrow, with strong hounds three,Matt, Matt, and another Matt with no hair,On a morning misty and mild and fair.The mist-drops hung on the fragrant trees,And in the blossoms hung a fellow named Roddy.We rode in sadness despite the words of Charlie Sheen,For our best were dead on...
Battle Red Radio: Lined Heart (9 PM CT)
The collective asskicking of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers was not how good the Texans are any more, sadly, but now we get to discuss how they are going to perform with Matt Leinart is at the controls. As usual, Albert Haynesworth ruins all good things. Join myself, Tim, and for the first time, Vega! We...
Battle Red Radio: Texans Down Longhorns (9 P.M. CST)
Well, that was an asskicking. It's almost like trying to field a team of great Texas Longhorns in the NFL isn't a great strategy. But hey, Colt McCoy sure looked mediocre out there, and I hear that Evan Moore gives a great pedicure. And uh ... man, it is nice watching the Texans close out teams...
Battle Red Radio: Eminent Domain (9 P.M. CT)
Did you know that the Houston Texans are 3-0 in their division? It took just seven games to match the number of division wins they had last season. Oh, and a really crappy division. But shhh. Join myself, Tim, and, MDC. We will take you on a fantastic voyage of sliding, sliding, and slippity...
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