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Another Reason To Love Your Houston Texans' Front Office: Message Discipline

Over the years, we've talked plenty about the message discipline from your Houston Texans. If it seems like everything the team says --- from Uncle Bob McNair to Rick Smith to (FIRE!) Gary Kubiak to even low-level team-involved employees --- has a specific message and code, that's because it does....

Thank You, Gary Kubiak

Rivers' exquisitely crafted note of gratitude to Wade Phillips gave us an idea. For the next several days, we'll periodically be posting entries thanking various people who had a hand in making the Texans' 2011 season as enjoyable as it was. The season's over, which blows, but there's a lot to...

Thank You, Rick Smith

Rivers' exquisitely crafted note of gratitude to Wade Phillips gave us an idea. For the next several days, we'll periodically be posting entries thanking various people who had a hand in making the Texans' 2011 season as enjoyable as it was. The season's over, which blows, but there's a lot to...

Adam Schefter: Terms Of Derrick Mason Trade

The details on this week's trade for Derrick Mason, per Adam Schefter: Jets traded Derrick Mason for an If pick. If Mason catches 33 or more passes for Texans, Jets get a 7. If he doesn't, they get nothing. Gotta like those terms if you're a Texans fan. (h/t riversmccown)

Fare Thee Well, Steve Slaton: 2008 Was Special

As Rivers FanShotted earlier today (that's right...I made FanShot a verb), Steve Slaton is no longer a member of your Houston Texans. While this is a moment that the vast majority of the fan base thought was long overdue, I found myself surprisingly nostalgic when I heard the news. As Slaton was...

Houston Texans' UFO: Unexpected Front Office

Who knew crow was best served with a pair of defensive backs and a side of grits? That's what I discovered this past weekend as I celebrated the Houston Texans' free agency fortunes in the 2011 NFL Free-Agency-palooza. I didn't expect it and somehow that made the celebration even sweeter. Last...

Terms of Johnathan Joseph's Contract With The Texans Released

John McClain (via our friends at Cincy Jungle) reports: Joseph gets 5 years, $48.75 million and $23.5 guaranteed, including $12.5 signing bonus. A lot of dough to be sure, but I'd wager it's less than what the Texans were willing to pay Nnamdi Asomugha. Your thoughts on the terms, BRB?

Aaron Schobel: Here We Go Again

On August 16th, recently released defensive end Aaron Schobel announced that he would not pursue a playing career with another team despite reports that he would like to play for the Houston Texans. The discouraging news came as a surprise because signing in Houston made so much sense. The Texans...

What's Right About Your Houston Texans: Matt Schaub

Remember when you were counting on this guy this guy to lead your beloved Texans to victory every Sunday? I'm sorry. I should have warned you. Now you're angry, frightened, and/or convulsing on the floor. I'll give you a minute to regain your composure. When you get it together, jump with me...

High Five: What Is The Best Transaction In Texans History?

We had our corresponding poll of awfulness, but now, with Tim showing us the optimism that we will surely come into the season with before the Texans ruin our dreams again the glorious 16-0 season we are about to embark on, it's time to check out the opposite side of things. The best transactions...


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