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How I Spent My Off-Season, By Mario Williams
Unicorns are beautiful animals. From where I'm crouched, I can see one as it carefully walks towards the pool to drink. I never get tired of seeing them move. They walk as though the...
For Some Reason, Unfortunately, The Mario vs. Reggie Debate Still Continues...
Let me first start off by saying that I am still 100% in the camp of "The Texans Picked Right" by selecting Mario Williams #1 overall in the 2006 NFL Draft. I'm not going to be some Dickie Justice, Ag...
Post-Game Breakdown: Texans Pants Seahawks
Didn't know your Houston Texans had it in 'em. Predictable complaints about "taking the foot off the gas" in the second half aside, that was as one-sided a game as I've seen the Texans play since We...
Texans State of the Union: Defense
Three weeks ago the Texans were cruising. They were riding a three-game winning streak, and at 5-3 Houston was positioning themselves for a run at the post-season. Now after three division...
Beware: Vince Young Fan Boys Soon To Be On The Prowl
Texans fans better begin preparing themselves for the biggest threat the Tennessee Titans will bring to Houston on Monday Night Football on November 23rd. No, I’m not talking about the stiff riv...
Post-Game Breakdown: Texans Dominate Raiders
The offense has looked better this season. The defense most definitely hadn't. Qualify the victory however you want, but give me those qualifications every day of the week over the suicide watch tha...
Post-Game Breakdown: Texans Win In Tennessee
How do you even begin to describe what we saw yesterday in Nashville? While I realize that some of the bolder among us might have called a win (not me, of course; I thought we were doomed), yesterday...
Finally Here
Watching Smithiak work this offseason has left me hungry for the next 23 weeks of football. Specifically, Texans football. This Saturday, we're finally getting the hors d' orderrves of thi...
The Super Mario Experiment Revisited
As the 2007 season progressed, we saw Mario Williams begin to transform into one of those guys who give opposing coaches night terrors. Sure, his physical gifts always demanded he be accounted for on...









