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PUT YOUR NAME ON IT: Houston Texans Will Go 9-7

When I predicted your Houston Texans would go 9-7 this season, I was greeted with a combination of disbelief, hate, anger, fury, rage, confusion, doubt, and inquiries into my manhood. All legitimate, I might add. I did myself no favors with my behavior in the late 90s. I WAS TRYING TO FIND...

Know Thine Enemy - Indianapolis Colts

2,500 years ago, a Chinese warrior named Sun Tzu said, "Know your enemy and know yourself, find naught to fear in 100 battles." One of his lesser-known sayings, oddly enough, is "How in the name of Buddha does Frank Bush keep finding work?" But that's neither here nor there. Since we Texans...

Post-Game Breakdown: Texans Beat Up Titans

When your team is facing a squad in turmoil that's starting a QB who was picked in the sixth round of the prior draft, your team, provided it has some talent, should beat the opposition. Handily, even. For perhaps the first time all season, your Houston Texans actually followed the script. Instead...

Three And Out: Useless Predictions For Tonight's Game

The last time your Houston Texans tangled with the Indianapolis Colts, the Texans looked like world-beaters. It was the best and most complete effort of their 2010 season to date. Since that time, Houston fans have been on a roller coaster that hasn't featured the Texans resembling anything close...

Do The Texans Have To Win The AFC South To Make The Playoffs?

Something I heard Charlie Pallilo talking about on the drive home yesterday was that for the Texans to finally become a playoff team this season, they likely wouldn't be getting in as a Wild Card. No, with the Jets, Steelers, Ravens, Patriots and whoever comes out of the lousy AFC West all looking...

Welcome To The Bandwagon

You may not know this, but your Houston Texans have just run out to the best start in franchise history. Seriously. I mean it. Now that our team has started drinking from the well of awesome, we're bound to have a whole bunch of new fans around these parts. Some of our newfound friends may not...

Post-Game Breakdown: Texans--Dare I Say It--Dominate Colts

A day and a half later, I'm still stunned. Your Houston Texans were in the driver's seat for nearly the entirety of their season opener against the Indianapolis Colts. The Colts, man! The team that had won 15 of the 16 games played! The team that features Peyton Manning at QB! The team coming...

Texans Five On Five: Colts--Part 1 Edition

For those of you who remember me before I Kaiser Soze’d out of the BRB realm, you may recall a weekly feature that I used to do named Texans Five on Five. In these posts I would cite what I considered the five most important matchups between the Houston Texans and their opponent that week. ...

Kubiak: "It's Time For Someone Else to Win The AFC South"

At the team luncheon yesterday, Texans head coach Gary Kubiak had quite a few quotes that are being thrown around Twitter wildly. The most notable was when he talked of the team's expectations around the city and within the organization. Which led to the statement of, "It's time for somebody else...

Oh Gary Kubiak, You Devil!

We've spent a lot of time in this lonely offseason discussing the Texans offense and defense. We've spent some time on the special teams. We've even spent a little time talking about Frank Bush's curious definition of "aggression." But we haven't really spent much time on the subject of Gary...


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