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In The Spirit Of The Season, I Will Not Write A Scathing Analysis Of The Texans' Loss To Indianapolis

Even four days after the fact, it would easy for me to immortalize my anger, disappointment, and incredulity about what transpired in Indianapolis on December 22, 2011. While the passage of time has dulled some of the furor, it hasn't dissipated nearly as much as I thought it would have by now. ...

Things Change: On Matt Leinart, T.J. Yates, And Your Houston Texans

Losing your starting quarterback is a gigantic blow. Losing your backup quarterback is perhaps an even bigger blow, particularly when your third string quarterback is a rookie who has never taken a regular season snap in the NFL. Going from Matt Schaub to Matt Leinart to T.J. Yates is a colossal...

Matt Schaub Placed on IR; Texans Sign Kellen Clemens

Via Jason LaCanfora's Twitter feed, we learn Matt Schaub has, indeed, been placed on injured reserve, ending his season. In the same tweet, we learn Kellen Clemens has been signed as one of Matt Leinart's backups. Crud.

BREAKING NEWS: Matt Schaub to IR, Texans Sign Kellen Clemens

Well, Texans fans, much like the news that the guy your girlfriend has been hanging out with all the time who she swears is "just a friend" is actually taking dirty liberties with her while you're at work, we now have confirmation that what we suspected regarding Matt Schaub all along is true. He...

Samsung Game Ball Of The Week: Matt Schaub

/chokes back sobs/puts on brave face/takes deep breath I would like to proudly present Matt Schaub (voice breaks) with Samsung's Game Ball of the Week for his tremendous efforts in the win over the Buccaneers in Tampa. From an 80-yard touchdown pass to Jacoby Jones on the first play from scrimmage...

Report: Matt Schaub Done For Season

That's what a "league source" has told Adam Schefter, anyway. Schefter goes on to say that Matt Schaub suffered a Lisfranc injury, though we don't know the extent or specifics of what happened, except that Schaub sustained the injury on that QB sneak against Tampa yesterday. Much more to come on...

BREAKING NEWS: Matt Schaub Has "Significant Foot Injury" And "Will Miss Some Time"

Gary Kubiak just said so in his presser. Kubes says he's in a walking boot and will be sent to several specialists this week. He would not go as far as to say that Matt Schaub broke his foot and is lost for the year. Updates to follow.

Looking Ahead: DeMeco Ryans In 2011

I made a vow after the Ravens game that I wouldn't watch a single additional Texans game this season. That didn't work out at all, much to the dismay of my poor heart. I'll summarize the games and this season with an appropriate quote from my English teacher right before my final, the day after the...

Post-Game Breakdown: Texans Lose To Broncos In Typically Absurd Fashion

What else is there to say? Great teams find a way to win. Bad teams find a way to lose. Actually, that may be oversimplifying things a bit. Your Houston Texans are not a truly wretched football team, in that they don't always get the snot beat out of them week after week. A loss is a loss is a...

Post-Game Reaction: Broncos 24, Texans 23

Your Houston Texans went into halftime up 17-0 on the Broncos in Denver. They lost 24-23. That pretty much says it all. This team is a complete and utter embarrassment. Vent as you see fit in the Comments below. Texans vs Broncos coverage


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