Follow the Texans-Ravens game live on Battle Red Blog.

OH A NOES LEAK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

I hate everyone and everything.

I'm trying to think of some slogans for the season.   Texans Football: We're Bringing Schizo Back! Texans Football: Your One-Stop Shop For Good & Bad Play Texans Football: No Dre, No Mario, No...

Things I like: the first half of the first quarter.  Kevin Walter.  Owen Daniels.  Brian Cushing.  Mario Williams. Things I dislike:  the second half of the first quarter.  Mario's mystery...

Follow the Raiders-Texans game live on Battle Red Blog.

Well, THAT was ... something.  I mean, it was awesome, but ... wow.  I dunno.  Anyway, here's your thread to gloat, celebrate, cheer, or (as I am sure some people will) complain about how...

Continue the fun of overreacting like a bunch of teenage girls in the comments here. Or, you know, don't do that.  Whatever.

THE WORDS WRITTEN FOR THIS THIRD-QUARTER OPEN THREAD HAVE BEEN NULLIFIED DUE TO A PENALTY

This is the second-quarter thread:The BRB second-quarter thread.This is thread on which you post when you want to comment.We're almost to the part where I start to whistle.This is the BRB...