Today's Chronicle reports that All-World WR Andre Johnson may not see the field until November 18th, when the Saints come to Reliant. As fans will recall, 'Dre went down in the 4th quarter of Week Two; at the time, the Texans seemingly had the game well in hand at Carolina, thus raising the fair question as to why the team's most valuable offensive weapon was going across the middle at that time. I can't answer that question. What I can do, however, is begin lighting votive candles for 'Dre every day of the week instead of my current half-assed routine of five days a week. I blame myself for his glacial recovery time.