Doesn't that sound classy? If you didn't know better, you'd think a group of learned aristocrats were going to sip brandy, nibble on escargot, and discuss world issues. Nope. Instead, a group of Texans fans are going to hang out at a bar while debating the cause of and solutions to all problems Houston Texans. The details:
DATE: Saturday, October 20, 2007.
TIME: 7:00 p.m.
WHERE: Jimmie's (2803 White Oak Drive in The Heights).
ATTIRE: Black tie.
It's not a very big joint, so we should be easy to spot. If in doubt, just loudly proclaim that the Texans should have drafted Reggie Bush. Then just follow whoever tackled you to our table.