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Headed For The Tall Cotton

It seems Bob McNair's motivational ploys know no bounds.  He cleverly hosted George Bush Part I and Barbara Bush at practice on Friday, where the former President of these United States allegedly gave an executive order to your Houston Texans to win on Sunday.

You hear that, Texans?  You've received an order from a Commander in Chief.  No telling what he'll do to all of you if you don't come through.  I mean, the guy KNOWS people, and his son is the current President of this great nation.  Failure is not an option.  Unless you're jazzed about the idea of black helicopters landing in your backyard, anyway.