Damn that George Mitchell. You're telling me he couldn't have waited until tomorrow morning to release his report? Now, instead of your Houston Texans getting the national attention they so richly deserve, they've been pushed off the front of sports pages and websites around the country. That sonofabitch Bud Adams must have gotten to Mitchell and convinced him to go public today. I'll get you for this, Adams!
Anyway, please leave your best conspiracy theories, as well as any pre-game, in-game, and post-game musings in the Comments below. GO TEXANS!