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A mythical phoenix

I am back. Arisen from the ashes like a mythical phoenix. A mythical phoenix that lives under a beautiful rainbow. A mythical phoenix that feeds on the hopes of small children and breaths dreams. A mythical phoenix with the head of a man and the body of a, well, uninterestingly enough, the body of a man as well. A mythical phoenix that can only be killed with silver bullets and totally rocks tits. A mythical phoenix that pops boners at will and chugs Big Red. A mythical phoenix that, on a dare, hollered out "Fuckin' A, baby! That's the American dream!" during sex while my homie videotaped it from the closet. A mythical phoenix that sucker punched a guy at a bar and then ran away when he called my girlfriend a whore. A mythical phoenix like that. I'm back, and I'm Liston.

-Liston