Riddle me this: Who is the only player in the American Football Conference to win Defensive Player of the Week honors twice this season? Here's a clue--Despite notching 13 sacks in 14 games, he's not a Pro Bowler.
The more I think about this, the angrier I get. Here's to Super Mario grabbing one of the mysterious "need" spots on the expanded AFC Pro Bowl roster. If this isn't made right, I'm going to stage some sort of protest. Still working out the details, but I think it'll involve doing terrible, terrible things to anyone whose name is "Kyle" and/or "Vanden Bosch."