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You're the No. 1 Pick of the 2006 NFL Draft.  It's the off-season, in the weeks leading up the one-year anniversary of the date that the Houston Texans cast aside popular opinion and the dreams of dozens and dozens of their fans (who represent approximately 98.4% of their fan base) to hand you a $54,000,000.00 contract.  You're coming off a promising rookie campaign that saw you gain the respect of your new town via your gritty play for half of the season on one foot.  In other words, things are looking up for you.

So how do you repay the faith of the organization that made you a wealthy man?  By racing your Lamborghini down a a crowded freeway, of course.  And having the entire spectacle recorded on camera!

Well played, Mario.  Well played.