If you're going to have a mock draft, why not take it to the next level and grade the fake selections? And so John from Field Gulls has begun the thankless task of grading the first round picks of some of the impostor general managers of SB Nation. Seems like our pick of Joe Staley was well received, albeit with a sizable side of doubt concerning my praise of The Schaub. Feel free to leave a comment with your thoughts on the draft's progress thus far.
And as always, I eagerly await any brainstorming you might have as to what the Texans should do in Rounds Two and Three, with the caveat that the walls have ears, or that the enemy may be among us, or that the owl hoots at midnight, or whatever other cliche about spying you prefer.