Is it wrong that I've reached the point of hoping that an overzealous HPD officer whips out a taser on Fred Weary again? I mean, there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to write about in the world of the Texans right now. Whoever said that the NFL was a year-round league ought to have his head examined.
Stuck here in the suffocating lull that is late June, weeks away from the first nuggets of relevance that appear in training camp, BRB brings you this fluff piece about twins on the Texans cheerleading squad. Really, it's just a poorly veiled excuse to link to the genius that is Kissing Suzy Kolber. But at least it's something, right? Man, I could really use a story about illegal street racing or forcing precipitation right about now...