You learn something new every day. Some people might think I'm going to go for the low-hanging fruit that would be "Chad Stanley should probably make punting a priority in his life again," but I'm better than that. Well, not really. It's just that I hope he continues to misprioritize his life long enough for Smithiak to drop the hammer on his Texans career.
Seriously, I will not be a fun person to be around if Stanley (or "TEP," as MDC so brilliantly dubbed him) is the punter come September 9th. If that happens, I'll make Jose Offerman look like a bastion of mental well-being and chemical balance.