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Jeff Zgonina Is Polish and Matt Turk Does Yoga

You learn something new every day.  Some people might think I'm going to go for the low-hanging fruit that would be "Chad Stanley should probably make punting a priority in his life again," but I'm better than that.  Well, not really.  It's just that I hope he continues to misprioritize his life long enough for Smithiak to drop the hammer on his Texans career.  

Seriously, I will not be a fun person to be around if Stanley (or "TEP," as MDC so brilliantly dubbed him) is the punter come September 9th.  If that happens, I'll make Jose Offerman look like a bastion of mental well-being and chemical balance.