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So this is what it feels like when you're about to be a champion?

I remember this one time I dated this chick while I was in college. She was a real prude. For about two months it was nothing but straight missionary-style. Right before the month long Christmas vacation we spent the afternoon together. We hung out, talked about our plans for the break, and waited for her father to pick her up. He arrived at about 1:45 p.m. She got into the passenger side and rolled the window down. I leaned in to give her a kiss goodbye but at the last second she moved so my mouth ended up near her cheek and her mouth ended up right next to my ear. She quickly whispered into my ear, "I'm gonna suck your cock so hard when I get back." You should've seen the look on my face. My knees buckled and I made a sorta "buwahah" noise. The next month was the longest, most anticipatory period of my life. I feel the same way now that I did two days before I saw her again. Go Texans.