Down, but not out. Bent, but not broken. Run over by the equivalent of a semi carrying three (3) tons of bad luck and maimed accordingly, but not dead. We are Texan fans.
Houston cannot lose today. And they shall not lose today. Why, you ask? Because I said so. That, and because we as a fanbase do not deserve another kick to our collective package. Our metaphorical testes have swollen to the size of grapefruits. We need to heal, so I ask Miami to be gentle.
As always, leave your pre-game, in-game, and post-game analysis, rationalizations, and Biblical comparisons in the Comments below. A second game day thread shall post to the main page at 1:30 p.m. CDT; let's move the party over there at the appropriate time. GO TEXANS!