What fresh hell will your Houston Texans unleash upon their beleaguered fan base when they take the field in Cleveland today? Convenience stores along the Gulf Coast are giddy with anticipation as the inevitable halftime moonshine run is but hours away.
Leave your pre-game, in-game, and post-game unabashed hatred and/or tempered hatred in the Comments below. As is the style of the times, a second-half thread will post to the main page at 1:30 p.m. CST; please move the group session there at the appropriate hour. GO TEXANS!