Last first-half open game day thread for more than seven (7) months, brothers and sisters. If the thought of no football for the next eon doesn't motivate you to wax philosophical in the Comments below, I don't know what will.
Leave your witticisms and barbs in the Comments below as your Houston Texans tangle with the Bears of Chicago. The second-half thread will magically appear on the main page at 1:30 p.m. CST, so please move the exchange over there at the appropriate hour. GO TEXANS!