Woe be unto the AFC South. Matt Schaub got hitched a few weeks ago, and the nuptials gave him superhuman strength in his ailing left shoulder.
What's that? The two events are completely unrelated? The Schaub had surgery a couple months back, and that's why his shoulder is better? For that matter, he's merely regained range of motion and still has to get the strength back after the surgery? And he won't be 100% until training camp starts in July?
Whatever. The Schaub is still the man. But the fact that he's still not completely healthy yet makes the team's reluctance to deal Sage a whole lot more understandable, doesn't it?