LDE: Earl Cochran (I readily admit that this is almost certainly wishful thinking; Anthony Weaver is probably the favorite to start here despite possessing something akin to the worst bang-for-the-buck this side of David Carr)
LDT: Amobi Okoye
RDT: Travis Johnson (but I'm lighting prayer candles at a furious pace in the hope that Frank Okam overtakes him as quickly as possible)
RDE: That Dude That Can't Carry Reggie Bush's Jock
SLB: Zac Diles (I know, I know...lots of other options here. But I think Diles is going to surprise (in large part because of the one year advantage/familiarity with the system he has that most of the competition does not), at least enough to warrant a start at Pittsburgh)
WLB: Morlon Greenwood (I love me some Morlon, but watch out for the X-Factor here; I have a feeling it's going to be awfully tough to keep him off the field, whether it's here or at SLB (if he can make the transition))
LCB: Fred Bennett
RCB: Jacques Reeves (while I'd love to jump on the Molden Bandwagon, remember that it took Bennett several weeks to break into the starting line-up despite it being readily apparent to 97.2% of Houston fans that he was superior to every other option)
FS: Will Demps
SS: C.C. Brown
So what do you think? Are my predictions eerie in their accuracy? Or am I completely out of my mind? Sound off in the Comments below.