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I'm calling my shot

Here's my prediction for what the 53-man roster will look like at the beginning of the regular season. I'm doing it now...before training camp...because that takes more balls. And really, I'm just bored to tears. Oh, and before I forget, the Cowboys suck.

Defense

DE:  God, Weaver, Cochran, Bulman

DT:  Francis Okam, Man-Child, God Don’t Like Ugly, Maddox,

LB:  DeJesus, Greenwood, Diles, Adibi, LVJ, Rosie

CB:  Bennett, Molden, Reeves, Roberson, Fletcher

S:     C.C. Brown, Smoov Will, Brandon Harrison, Ferguson

 

Offense

OT:  Brown, Winston, Frye, Salaam

OG:  Pitts, Briesel, Studdard, Weary

C:     Myers, White

WR:  AJ, Walter, Apostrophe, Jacoby, Anderson

TE:  Daniels, Bruener, Dreessen

RB:  Green, Brown, Taylor, Slaton

FB:   Leach, Abbate

QB:  The Schaub, Sage, Brink

 

Special Teams

P:   Matt “not Chad Stanley” Turk

K:   Brown

LS:  Pittman

 

Injured Reserve/PUP

Dunta Robinson

 

Practice Squad

Eslinger   C

Stevenson   G

Jenkins   WR

Simmons   WR

Barber   DB

Walker   RB

Nading   DE

Long   DT

 

Notable Cuts:

Barbaro

Petey

Glenn Earl

N.D. Kalu

Zgonina

Jameel Cook

Chaun Thompson