I'm calling my shot

Here's my prediction for what the 53-man roster will look like at the beginning of the regular season. I'm doing it now...before training camp...because that takes more balls. And really, I'm just bored to tears. Oh, and before I forget, the Cowboys suck.


DE:  God, Weaver, Cochran, Bulman

DT:  Francis Okam, Man-Child, God Don’t Like Ugly, Maddox,

LB:  DeJesus, Greenwood, Diles, Adibi, LVJ, Rosie

CB:  Bennett, Molden, Reeves, Roberson, Fletcher

S:     C.C. Brown, Smoov Will, Brandon Harrison, Ferguson



OT:  Brown, Winston, Frye, Salaam

OG:  Pitts, Briesel, Studdard, Weary

C:     Myers, White

WR:  AJ, Walter, Apostrophe, Jacoby, Anderson

TE:  Daniels, Bruener, Dreessen

RB:  Green, Brown, Taylor, Slaton

FB:   Leach, Abbate

QB:  The Schaub, Sage, Brink


Special Teams

P:   Matt “not Chad Stanley” Turk

K:   Brown

LS:  Pittman


Injured Reserve/PUP

Dunta Robinson


Practice Squad

Eslinger   C

Stevenson   G

Jenkins   WR

Simmons   WR

Barber   DB

Walker   RB

Nading   DE

Long   DT


Notable Cuts:



Glenn Earl

N.D. Kalu


Jameel Cook

Chaun Thompson