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PUT YOUR NAME ON IT: My Prediction On The 2008 NFL Final Standings

Somewhere in the Blog Handbook, it says that every arsehole with an e-pulpit has to predict how the NFL season will shake out. With tonight's official kickoff to the 2008 season between the Redskins and the defending Super Bowl Champs only hours away, I've waited long enough. Without further ado, let's get down to making me look like the idiot I am:

AFC SOUTH (where else would I start?)

I'm sticking with what I wrote nearly two (2) months ago. That either makes me a man of honor or a stubborn buffoon. You make the call, learned reader.

AFC NORTH
1. Pittsburgh
2. Cleveland
3. Cincinnati
4. Baltimore

AFC EAST
1. New England
2. New York
3. Buffalo
4. Miami

AFC WEST
1. San Diego
2. Denver
3. Oakland
4. Kansas City

AFC Wild Card Teams: Jags and Jets.

NFC SOUTH
1. New Orleans
2. Tampa Bay
3. Carolina
4. Atlanta

NFC NORTH
1. Green Bay
2. Minnesota
3. Detroit
4. Chicago

NFC EAST
1. That Team North Of Here Via I-45
2. Philadelphia
3. New York
4. Washington

NFC WEST
1. Seattle
2. Arizona
3. St. Louis
4. San Francisco

NFC Wild Card Teams: Eagles and Vikings.

SUPER BOWL: The Colts defeat the Eagles.

Sound off in the Comments below, but here's a preemptive strike...No, I have not been sniffing glue.