I sincerely write to seek your co-operation and trust to enable my colleagues and I to carry out urgent football analysis in mydepartment.
I work with the SB Nation, currently I am the new junior writer ofbills and exchange at the foreign remittance department of Battle RedBlog. I have an urgent and confidential business proposal for you. OnJanuary 9, 2010, an Australian oil consultant/contractor with viaNational Petroleum cooperation (NNPC) Mr. Tim Amaya made a numberedtime (fixed) deposit for twelve calenderer month valued at US$51,000,000.00 (fifty-one million US Dollars) in my branch. Onmaturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarded address butgot no reply. After months we sent a reminder and finally wediscovered from his contract employee (Nigeria National PetroleumCorporation) that Mr. Tim Amaya was too lazy to write all the time andwanted other people on the site to make it seem like the site was busywhile he drank Coors.
On further investigation, it was clear that he went off and drankCoors without making a site will. All attempts by the Australians totrace his next of kin were fruitless. I therefore made furtherinvestigation and discovered that Mr. Tim Amaya did not declare anynext of kin or relations in all his official documents including his deposit document in my bank, except for a Big Fat Drunk, who whenchased down was belligerent and unhelpful, and a Mr. Michael Kerns,who would not stop talking about Bernard Pollard. The total sum US $51,000,000.00 is still in my bank as dormant account. No one willever come forward to claim it.
According to SB Nation banking law, after five years, the money willrevert to the ownership of BigBlueShoe if the account owner iscertified dead and nobody comes forward to claim it. Nobody wantsthat to happen.
This is the situation, and my proposal is that I am looking forseveral readers who will stand in as the beneficiary/next of kin.
This is simple. All you have to do is read my posts and pretend you like them by commenting often, then immediately send me the details ofa bank account anywhere in the world for me to arrange the propermoney transfer document. The money will then be transferred into theaccount for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me 30% for y’all whilethe remaining 10% will be set aside for expenses incurred. There is norisk involved. I am using my position and connection in the site hereto do all the document work for the transaction.
We shall employ the services of an attorney (MDC) to draft the willand obtain all necessary documents and letter of administration inyour favor for the transfer. This transaction is risk free guaranteed.If you are interested, I will send to you the text of the application that you will send to the Union Bank authority for an approval tosubmit your claims. After at least 5 (five) comments, send your replythrough my direct and private email address (email@example.com)or at my Twitter. Previous examples of my trustworthiness can befound at From Mom’s Basement. Indicate your direct fax and telephonenumbers for effective communication that this transaction needs.
Do not reply through the SB Nation admin email address because itbelongs to the senior staffs for public use. Also do not email Tim or"Scott", as they have become quite consumed with their Coors at this time. Please note that you are not to appear in person, as everything regarding this project will be strictly on documentations andevery banking document needed for this transaction will be taken careof by my self.