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Open Game Day Thread: Giants v. Texans, MK. 2nd Quarter

"Do a lot of the people die because of the Giants?"
"Oh, absolutely. Historically, the Giants are right up there with Germans. They wiped out the Romanovs, they decimated our fleet at Pearl Harbor, and of course, Fidel Castro impersonated Marilyn Monroe and snuck up to President Kennedy with a pack of Giants so severe that eventually it blew the back of his head off."