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This week's fictional pigskin goes to Owen Daniels. Three catches for 45 yards may not seem game-ball-worthy, but OD looked more like the Owen Daniels who was lighting up the league through the first two months of the 2009 season on Sunday than he has at any point this season.
That, combined with the putrid spectacle that was the last game, is enough for OD to take home this prestigious pretend award.
Now let us never speak of last Sunday again.
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