Matt Schaub is arguably having his worst career game as a pro, but the Texans coaching staff is stealing the spotlight from him. How, do you ask? Easy. Arian Foster is averaging 8.1 yards a carry in the first half. So feed him the ball, right?
Nope. Just eight carries thus far. Here's to hoping the coaching staff pulls it's head out of its ass in the second half or we may be having plenty of fans in Houston going to bed early.
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