Wait, you say. Mario Williams was placed on injured reserve before last Sunday's game. He didn't even play.
Exactly. By not playing and getting the stink of the latest disappointment on him, Mario Williams wins the highly coveted fake game ball of the week.
In the event Super Mario cannot fulfill the duties associated with this prestigious award, Mike Brisiel is the runner-up. If Brisiel can't do it, David Anderson will step in. They all did a phenomenal job staying out of the vortex that was the ninth loss of the 2010 season.
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