Football season is almost in full swing. And what goes on during the football season besides bleach chugging?

If you answered "the new season of Dancing with the Stars", find the nearest pen and make sure stab your eyes out in two swift motions.

If you're a real fan and a real man, you would yell out "TAILGATING!"

And whats the best way stand out from the crowd while ensuring that you never have to fight your way to the ice chest?

Introducing the Beer Bandolier!