If the title of the post leaves you with more questions than answers, here's an explanation.
Sooooooooooo...chime in, folks. Even if you're living in Arkansas and will be watching the game far from the bosom that is the Bayou City, wondering how it all went so terribly wrong.
It's a home game, so if you're going to be at Reliant, let us know. And if you're going to be tailgating, let us know where so that we may descend upon your bounty like the soulless locusts we are those who are in the area can stop by to say hello.