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Open Game Day Thread: Cowboys-Texans, MK. 2nd Quarter

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"Tonight, we'll be reviewing Martellus Bennett in 'Speed Reading.'"
"Alright hot shot, you think you're so smart, lets see you read this book!"
"Bogus!"
"If you read under 50 words a minute, this book explodes. Ready? Begin."
"One f-f-iiishhh....Twoh...Oh no, two, fi....Oh, fish! Red...."
"It's FISH YOU IDIOT! FISH!"
"Dude, now I lost my place!"
(building asplodes)