Your Houston Texans lead 3-0 after a quarter of football so ugly, it could only have come from Methopotamia. (Arian Foster, however, is a thing of beauty. Just gorgeous. Sexy, even. I should stop.)
Also, I had forgotten how much I hate Matt Hasselbeck. Why don't you whine and gesticulate wildly a little more. Or just tell us how you want the ball "and [you're] gonna score."