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Texans @ Chris Johnson's House Of No Gain: Second Quarter Open Thread

Your Houston Texans lead 3-0 after a quarter of football so ugly, it could only have come from Methopotamia.  (Arian Foster, however, is a thing of beauty.  Just gorgeous.  Sexy, even.  I should stop.)

Also, I had forgotten how much I hate Matt Hasselbeck.  Why don't you whine and gesticulate wildly a little more.  Or just tell us how you want the ball "and [you're] gonna score."